Now competing against Kate Upton/DirecTV for crassest advertising of the week: the "Babes 'N' Donuts" spot below for Toyota's Scion iQ. What the brand thought: Women in bikinis sloshing each other with milk + fried-dough-auto-stunt pun = playful, clever sales pitch. What the universe thought: This is the tiny car for drooling man-pigs. The rest of the clips in the series—featuring bikers, cops, and dudes 'n' the aforementioned donuts (posted after the jump)—are slightly less tacky, and equally stupid.